Our philosophy is simple: to support the killing of as many innocent, harmless civilians as possible in the most horrific and brutal ways imaginable.
We have the most creative torture techniques and pride ourselves on creating new torture techniques every day. We have patented over 300 torture techniques world wide and have written countless books and manuals on torture.
We have also devised techniques for attacking dissidents in their villages and cities. Rather than send our troops into a town, we prefer to just shell them from a mile away with tanks, mortar shells, and bombs from our fighter jets. The electricity and water is cutoff a few days ahead of time to cause desperation and intimidation. After everyone is dead or maimed or crippled, we then send in our troops to finish them off.
We are one of only three countries who have an active child torture program. Only North Korea and Iran can also make this claim. But we were the first such program of this type in the Middle East and our child torture program is ten times larger and more advanced than anywhere else. We have tortured more children than any other single country.
We have also pioneered a special rape program that does not discriminate between by sex or age. We have special forces that specialize in the rape of women, men, and children. We have modified techniques for raping little boys and girls. These techniques aid us in terrifying our civilian population. We often rape fathers in front of their entire family, then take turns raping each family member in front of the rest of their family. These techniques are the most brutal and most advanced techniques we have ever developed and go a long way towards terrifying the population. We also have been known to besiege an entire girls’ school and carry out wholesale rape of young school girls and their teachers. Very few countries can make this boast!
We are proud of our accomplishments and few can match our success and our results on such a grand scale.
The Assad Foundation is a non-profit organization that supports the murder of innocent civilians throughout the world. We work to raise awareness and funding for dictators around the world that aim to suppress, oppress, murder, rape, and kill their own civilian population.
If you are a despotic dictator and would like to learn from our experience and use our resources, please feel free to contact us! We can also leverage the experience and resources of Iran and Hezbollah to help assist you in your quest to torture, maim, murder, kill, rape, and destroy your population and entire cities of people.